{"title":"Pokerdot The Clown Horror Apparel","description":"\u003cp\u003eOfficial Pokerdot The Clown horror apparel from Fractured Mind Theater, made for serious cult followers who live for 1980s Halloween, retro VHS horror, and the strange world of Pokerdot.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"pokerdot-the-clown-don-t-make-him-use-the-rock-halloween-horror-t-shirt","title":"Don’t Make Him Use The Rock","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDon’t Make Him Use The Rock T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome clowns make you laugh. Pokerdot makes you remember. Straight out of the strange, flickering world of Fractured Mind Theater comes the official Pokerdot The Clown Halloween horror T Shirt, featuring Pokerdot standing in his unmistakable cream clown suit, staring straight through you, with his signature rock resting in his hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo bright colors. No cute Halloween nonsense. Just Pokerdot. Designed for the horror fans who miss dimly lit video stores, worn VHS tapes, late night horror movies, glowing jack o lanterns, and that uneasy feeling that something might be standing at the end of the hallway.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe stark cream costume against the black shirt gives Pokerdot the look of a forgotten 1980s horror icon that somehow escaped the tape and followed you home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd the rock? If you know, you know. This is not costume store merchandise. This is not another smiling Halloween clown. This is Pokerdot The Clown. Wear it to the haunted house. Wear it to the horror convention. Wear it when the trick or treaters show up. Wear it somewhere completely inappropriate and let people wonder who the hell Pokerdot is. They’ll find out soon enough.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOfficial Fractured Mind Theater merchandise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% combed and ring spun cotton, soft and lightweight with a comfortable modern fit, pre shrunk fabric, side seamed construction, shoulder to shoulder taping.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShirt details\u003cbr\u003eThis t shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% combed and ring spun cotton, Heather colors contain polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.², 142 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e• Pre shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Side seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e• Shoulder to shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePokerdot is watching. 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He never has. He carries a rock. Not a special rock, not a sharp one, just a rock. Heavy enough, ugly enough, the kind you would step over without thinking twice until it is already in his hand and the night has gone very quiet. Pokerdot has always had a thing about rocks. Some end up marked with a single red X, some disappear, and some are probably better left unexplained. There are more of them than anyone would want to count. People think clowns are loud, but Pokerdot is not. He waits, he watches, and somewhere along the way somebody usually notices the rock. Usually too late.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis heavyweight letterman jacket captures Pokerdot exactly as he should be remembered, standing silently with his signature rock in hand. The black body and blood red contrast sleeves give it that unmistakable old school horror look, while the Fractured Mind Theater insignia sits quietly over the front chest and Pokerdot takes over the back. It has the kind of look that could have been hanging behind the counter of a strange video store in 1987, waiting for the right person to find it. There is no giant explanation across the jacket and no need for one. If somebody knows Pokerdot, they already understand. If they do not, they are probably going to ask.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe jacket itself is made from a cotton poly blend with a soft cotton faced exterior and a medium heavy 9.73 oz.\/yd.², 330 g\/m² fabric that gives it a substantial structured feel without sacrificing comfort. It has a regular fit that leaves room for easy layering, along with a brushed fleece interior for added warmth on cooler days. The contrast sleeves, classic snap button front, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband complete the traditional letterman silhouette, and the jacket includes a sewn in label. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOfficial Fractured Mind Theater merchandise for serious Pokerdot The Clown cult followers. 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